Headline on CNN International - French seek Mystic clues in Presidential Elections.
Mystics are giving insight into the "to close to call" race for French President. They have tarot cards and an African guy who does something different but no Indian mystic. We know there's no mystic like a good Indian mystic so off he goes (he's done his pentagon pitch) to Paris to help them with politics.
Travel safe Professor and see you when you get back.
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Well as one can imagine, being French is bad enough. Being French mystic is just plain ridiculous. Who has ever heard of a French Mystic? Name one French mystic. Well aside from Charles De Gaul.
Nope, the Indians have cornered that market; if you aren’t an Indian mystic then it’s just not the same thing. Plus we do the job a lot cheaper than the French, low overheads and no unions. Plus we come in many ethnic varieties, delightful accents, fancy turbans and funny pointy shoes. For anyone looking to hire one, beware, you just can’t beat our low margins. Plus you can get a package deal, like a mystic who can do rope tricks, snake tricks etc. the list goes on.
As for the mystics predicting the outcome of the French elections using tarot and African voodoo (or maybe Haitian Voodoo): Amateurs.
If the French need my services, I am currently involved in a project with the Pentagon. I will be selling them my services predicting the outcome of the war. Talk about having an easy job. Although I am turning my business model around, offering not just mysticism but also magical medallions that can repel bullets and shrapnel. Although it does not guarantee repelling Cheney’s buckshots just yet. You see I am diversifying my businesses. Just like GE. R&D is currently working on it and on a potion that gives you complete memory loss. Al wants that one. Make that Al needs it now. Along with a new job.
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