Tuesday, June 26, 2007

All ye faithful rejoice...........

Paris Hilton is free. Now we can get back to our normal lives again. maybe the news will now be about something that actually matters. like the war. or maybe something else. maybe Angelina Jolie and the kids she is planning on adopting now. My money is on Eskimos.

Being a cheap bastard that I am, I could have offered her a was cheaper suggestion than to fly around Asia and Africa to find under privileged kids to adopt. All she had to do was get in her car drive a few blocks to a hell hole called Compton and could have had a football team of underprivileged kids to adopt. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

She had t make a statement. And BTW why exactly is she famous? Its not like she has given great performance on screen. Its not that she has won an oscar for her role in tomb raider. Maybe she is famous cause she is married to Brad Pitt. I dunno. Please tell me. And yes I think she is hot, but I think any woman who can walk is hot. Thats what happens when you spend 10 years in school. To all potential PhD students out there. Pick a field where women outnumber men, else you will go insane. LIKE ME.

Or maybe the media will focus on someone else who maybe has just murdered his wife, specially if the guy is black and the girl is white.....and piece de resistance, she is pregnant. Cause that just never happens in America. so obviously we must spend every possible minute we are not watching commercials, watching the tragedy. Cause other than that there are no murders in US are there? If black kill black, so fucking what. That ain't news.

Or maybe how about a blond haired, blue eyed girl that is missing? That sure sells right. Even if the parents are the ones who are responsible (read irresponsible) for what happened to the girl. Who has heard of parents going to dinner leaving a 6 year old and two toddlers alone. Who saw that coming? Not them. But add insult to injury, His Holiness THE Pope decides to get in the game as well. Its a slap on every catholic's face, to see that the thousands who lose their kids maybe for no fault of their own, who don't even get a peep from the Vatican. A lesson to learn, if your kid isn't blond haired blue eyed like the McCann kid, you better take real good care of her cause no ones coming to help you. Shame on you, all those people whose children get kidnapped, you couldn't even dye their hair first.

Well enough venting.

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