Most Americans it turns out have never actually read the document that they are so smug about. The constitution! They all were shocked to discover a few weeks back that the office of the vice president unlike what they were told in civics 101, is not part of the executive nor is it a part of the legislative. So what is it? Dunno.
But that leads to a more interesting question, if VP Count Cheney is neither an executive nor a legislator than what exactly is he? Is he as he like everyone to believe part hunter(yes the shooting incident) part redneck trash talker (he is from Wyoming and used to represent Kansas and swears in the senate, need I say more) and part a guy who likes to drink baby blood. No clue. Maybe a hypocrite? Has a lesbian daughter, but is against same sex unions. Or maybe he is just a convoluted old guy who thinks he can bully anyone he wants and if you dare question him, he has an ace up his sleeve......question your patriotism. Are Americans that insecure that if one dares to ask you an question, you need to question their patriotism? He of course is not alone in his quest for ultimate evil. He has his wife by his side. Ultimate Bonnie and Clyde taking down DC.
But I digress as usual. The question is what is Dick Cheney? I believe, and this is just the mystic in me talking, he is not a man. The guy works in one of the most secure and might I add safest places in the world, yet has a man sized safe in his office. Where does he think he is? Watergate? Wait! Wrong decade, wrong party. He is obviously an unusual guy by any standard. And in case he or his pals fuck up, Dubbya has their backs covered with a pardon. So who or what is Cheney? He has been in the White House for a long time, under Regan, Bush Sr. and Bush Jr. and yet hasn't had enough of Washington. He is not even a neo-con, cause as insane as they maybe he makes them sound like sound and rational human beings. I am not sure, but judging by his deeds or lack of it, I must conclude in my humble and mystical opinion that the guy is a crackpot from a bizzaro world. Part crazy old guy, part your worst nightmare for a loving old grand daddy(I am talking to the newest edition to his family). 100% evil.
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